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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Wife\'s Operation
- I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and "sir do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
9 |
0 |
| 2 |
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
- January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
9 |
0 |
| 3 |
Viagra
- I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
6 |
0 |
| 4 |
Clinton strikes out.
- Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 5 |
Brain to nerves
- How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
9 |
0 |
| 6 |
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
- Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 7 |
Fortune
- A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
10 |
0 |
| 8 |
Saggy Boobs
- Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
8 |
0 |
| 9 |
Jesus vs Satan
- Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer. Finally, they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
10 |
0 |
| 10 |
A Mother Cow
- What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 11 |
Pirate Joke
- What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
11 |
0 |
| 12 |
What\\\'s a Blonde do after...
- Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Ballerina
- This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 14 |
Great truths about life.
- Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.2. There's alwa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 15 |
Optician
- A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 16 |
No Chance
- Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 17 |
How many mimes?
- Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 18 |
Liberal Episcopalians
- Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They are so liberal that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
9 |
0 |
| 19 |
In the Bathroom
- If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?Euro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
11 |
0 |
| 20 |
Turtle and a Blonde?
- What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they're on their back their both fucked!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 21 |
Nag Nag Nag!
- A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
11 |
0 |
| 22 |
Windows 95
- Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
9 |
0 |
| 23 |
String Joke
- A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
10 |
0 |
| 24 |
Blondes and Bras
- How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They'll be square because they forget to take the Klenn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
| 25 |
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
- What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
4 |
0 |
