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One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.Please don't let me be late to church...."As she was running she tripped and fell.When she got back up she began praying again..."Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either!----------------------------One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.The boy asked hid Dad, ''What are these Pop?''''They're smart pills son,'' said his father.''Eat them and they'll make you smarter."So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!''''See,'' said his father, ''you're already getting smarter!''
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