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Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody, and you're next. Please don't make me kill you. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it. Remember my name -- you'll be screaming it later. You KNOW you want me. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time. Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the first time! Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time. You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. All stressed out and no one to choke. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. How can I miss you if you won't go away? Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy. Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear. I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
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