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| TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That's impossible!JACK: No it's not. I'm 8 today.TEACHER: Mike, go to the map and show me where America is.MIKE: Here it is !TEACHER: Good. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: Mike !!!TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?STUDENT: Yes sir.TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you when you misbehave?STUDENT: Yes sir. But since I didn't keep my promise, you don't need to keep yours.COOL STUDENT: Teacher would you punish me for something I didn't do?TEACHER: No.COOL STUDENT: Good 'cos I didn't do my homework.TEACHER: Alfred, name one important thing that we have today and we don't 10 years ago.ALFRED: Me !!!TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?BILLY: No. I'm Billy Anderson.TEACHER: In this box I have a 10-foot snake.STUDENT: You can't fool me teacher ! Snakes don't have feet !!!HYGIENE TEACHER: How do you prevent deseases from biting insects?WILLY: Don't bite any.TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence using the word 'I'ELLEN: I is....TEACHER: No Ellen always use "I am".ELLEN: Oh, alright. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." |
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