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| ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file ?WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong?WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused?WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive?WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware?WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments?WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened?WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full?WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB?WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!?WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside?WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside?WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened?WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers?WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh??WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.?WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.?WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!?WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all yoursoftware. We are terribly sorry.?WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that?WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadeqaute.?WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.?WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. ?WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers?WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.?WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automaticly be closed and the virus will be activated again.?WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.Please click the left mouse button to continue.?WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.?WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game??WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure?WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available |
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