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Talking Dog For Sale
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A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog
for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the
dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the
backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting
there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Sure do." the dog replies.
"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered
my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to
help the government, so I told the CIA about my
gift, and in no time they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies eight
years running. The jetting around really tired
me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger
and I wanted to settle down.

So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some undercover security work, mostly wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings there and
was awarded a batch of medals.

Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says,
"Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that
stuff."
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