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1	What's the difference between a bull and a cow? - What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.... Read the whole joke	47
2	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.... Read the whole joke	48
3	What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? - What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le... Read the whole joke	71
4	What's the worst thing about washing your cat? - Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.... Read the whole joke	63
5	Where do you find a no legged dog? - Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.... Read the whole joke	52
6	Why did the cactus cross the road? - Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie... Read the whole joke	66
7	Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t... Read the whole joke	44
8	Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? - Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can.... Read the whole joke	55
9	Why do elephants have 4 feet? - Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.... Read the whole joke	40
10	Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? - A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t... Read the whole joke	65
11	Why do gorillas have big noses? - Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger... Read the whole joke	43
12	Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? - Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.... Read the whole joke	78
13	Why does a cow wear a bell? - Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!... Read the whole joke	52
14	Why does a dog lick his balls? - Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist.... Read the whole joke	55
15	Why does an elephant have four feet? - Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.... Read the whole joke	58
16	Why don't oysters give to charity? - Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.... Read the whole joke	57
17	Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? - Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tre... Read the whole joke	62
18	Wife comes home to find the old man... - Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa... Read the whole joke	64
19	With best intentions - As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie... Read the whole joke	62
20	You know why a dog licks his ass? - You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.... Read the whole joke	64