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The technical geek test
- |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T... Read the whole joke |
72 |
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| 2 |
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
- |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception... Read the whole joke |
71 |
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| 3 |
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
- |10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service a... Read the whole joke |
51 |
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The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
- |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari... Read the whole joke |
54 |
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| 5 |
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
- |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug... Read the whole joke |
67 |
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| 6 |
The Windows Rejection Song
- |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe... Read the whole joke |
56 |
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| 7 |
There was life before the computer
- |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia... Read the whole joke |
61 |
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| 8 |
Top nine reasons computers must be female
- |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When... Read the whole joke |
64 |
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| 9 |
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
- |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key... Read the whole joke |
64 |
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| 10 |
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
- |10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that ... Read the whole joke |
61 |
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| 11 |
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
- |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne... Read the whole joke |
61 |
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| 12 |
Twas the night before crisis
- |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.... Read the whole joke |
57 |
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| 13 |
Type what I tell you
- |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file... Read the whole joke |
48 |
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| 14 |
Types of computer viruses
- |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ... Read the whole joke |
49 |
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| 15 |
User song and music
- |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and b... Read the whole joke |
60 |
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| 16 |
Waiting on a long line
- |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get t... Read the whole joke |
74 |
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| 17 |
What movies teach us
- |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav... Read the whole joke |
58 |
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| 18 |
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
- |10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last t... Read the whole joke |
67 |
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| 19 |
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
- |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages ... Read the whole joke |
60 |
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| 20 |
Would you define OCR?
- |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i... Read the whole joke |
64 |
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| 21 |
Write your code in C
- |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col... Read the whole joke |
75 |
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| 22 |
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
- |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date... Read the whole joke |
51 |
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