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| 1 |
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
- What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 2 |
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
- What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 3 |
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
- What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 4 |
What do you call an honest lawyer?
- What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 5 |
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
- What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 6 |
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
- What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 7 |
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
- What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm... Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 8 |
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 9 |
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
- What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 10 |
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
- What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people... Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 11 |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 12 |
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
- Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 13 |
Where lawers come from
- An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 14 |
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
- Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys.... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 15 |
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
- Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 16 |
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
- Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 17 |
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
- Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 18 |
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
- Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 19 |
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
- Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.... Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 20 |
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
- WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |