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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks!
- Here's Martha Stewart's Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Alwa... Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 2 |
Martin Learns Bad Words
- Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she said, "Why don't you ... Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 3 |
MasterCard for Men
- You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commerci... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 4 |
Masturbation
- Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 5 |
Matador Special
- A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to ... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 6 |
Match
- You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it'... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 7 |
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
- MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem -------------------------... Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 8 |
Math Lesson
- A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you ar... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 9 |
Math?
- Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 10 |
Mating Call
- Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"Q: What is the mating call of the ugly... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 11 |
Matrimony Tips For Women
- On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from f... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 12 |
Mattresses
- At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 13 |
May I take your order...
- A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 14 |
Maybe next time.
- This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 15 |
Mayonaise
- Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 16 |
mBragging about old times
- Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"... Read the whole joke |
95 |
0 |
| 17 |
Me and My Boss
- When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough------------------------... Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 18 |
Me Tarzan!
- Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suit... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 19 |
Me Too
- The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling St... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 20 |
Meals on Wheels
- Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked bein... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 21 |
Measure Intelligence
- Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 22 |
Measurement of a Pole
- An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. H... Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 23 |
Measuring Monkey
- A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey ... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 24 |
Med Examination
- A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."H... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 25 |
Medical Advancement
- A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one m... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |