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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you.
- Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 2 |
Santa\\\'s Entrance
- If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho... Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 3 |
Satisfaction Guaranteed
- A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guarantee... Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 4 |
Saved Your Privates
- A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 5 |
Saving the Oppossum!
- Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that moth... Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 6 |
Saving Up
- This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down ... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 7 |
Say After Sex
- Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do y... Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 8 |
Say Again?
- A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area -... Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 9 |
Say That Again
- It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Tes... Read the whole joke |
199 |
0 |
| 10 |
Say When Giving Birth
- Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?... Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 11 |
Scale A Fence
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 12 |
Scaled Glass Wall
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 13 |
Scared half to death
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?... Read the whole joke |
105 |
0 |
| 14 |
Scary Seven
- Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!... Read the whole joke |
91 |
0 |
| 15 |
Schingwers
- Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a hooker, O... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 16 |
Schizophrenia
- What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!... Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 17 |
Scientists and the Mermaid!
- These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 18 |
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
- A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells her, "Ever... Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 19 |
Scottie (Star Trek)
- Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 20 |
Scottish Builder
- A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out th... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 21 |
Scottish Joke
- What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, yo... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 22 |
Screen Door
- Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 23 |
Screwing Rooster
- There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 24 |
Screwy Date
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 25 |
Seagulls
- Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(bay... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |