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Title |
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Rating |
| 1 |
Commitment Definition
- Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics when I'... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 2 |
Common With Computer
- Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean ... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 3 |
Commonality In Sexes
- What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 4 |
Comparing Men to Dogs
- How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fea... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 5 |
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM...
- Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash, card and receipt5... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 6 |
Complaints of Married People
- Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore?Because they are murmu... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 7 |
Computer Acronyms
- PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arroganc... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 8 |
Computer And A Woman:
- Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch flopp... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 9 |
Computer Died
- Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal illness... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 10 |
Computer gender war!
- A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterpar... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 11 |
Computer Idiots
- Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked m... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 12 |
Computer Illiteracy
- 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the f... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 13 |
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
- YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone a... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 14 |
Computer Problem
- "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble wit... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 15 |
Computer Quotes
- What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his fathe... Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 16 |
Computer Terms
- 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.Ob... Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 17 |
Computer use of a blonde!
- How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on t... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 18 |
Computer Users
- Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users - People ... Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 19 |
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
- January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 20 |
Computers - Male or Female
- Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now rea... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 21 |
Computers Must Be Male
- Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better ... Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 22 |
Computers: Male or Female?
- A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterpar... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 23 |
Condom Brands
- Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi ... Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 24 |
Condom Buying
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 25 |
Condom Education.
- A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks ... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |