| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
It\'s a Bummer to be an egg!
- It's a bummer to be an egg because...1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It ta... Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 2 |
It\\\\\\\'s hard to make a comeback when...
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.... Read the whole joke |
83 |
0 |
| 3 |
I\'d Love To But...
- Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 4 |
I\'d Love To But...(Pt II)
- More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO ... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 5 |
I\'d Love To But...(Pt IV)
- Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless... Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 6 |
I\'ll Come Home When...
- A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 7 |
I\'m Cured!
- A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pan... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 8 |
I\'m Glad I\'m A Woman
- I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't b... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 9 |
I\'m John The Baptist
- A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he ... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 10 |
I\'m not fishing!
- A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of da... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 11 |
I\'m Turner Brown
- A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 12 |
I\\\'d Love To But...(Pt III)
- More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO ... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 13 |
I\\\'m a Fun-gi!
- There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 14 |
I\\\'m George Washington
- A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session b... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 15 |
I\\\'m glad I\\\'m a man
- I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or ... Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 16 |
I\\\'m glad I\\\'m a woman
- I'M GLAD I'M A WOMANI'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nu... Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 17 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Chicken
- Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this b... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 18 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Curtain
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 19 |
I\\\\\\\'m a Dustbin
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish!... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 20 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Wheelbarrow
- Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.... Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 21 |
I\\\\\\\'m Invisible
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 22 |
I\\\\\\\'m listening, dear.
- I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |