| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
U of Berkeley Products
- There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc... Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 2 |
Ugly Growth
- I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 3 |
Ultimate rejection!
- What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!... Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 4 |
Ultra dumb people 01
- The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual... Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 5 |
Ultra dumb people 02
- A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Appar... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 6 |
Uncircumcised
- Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.... Read the whole joke |
135 |
3.375 |
| 7 |
Uncommon Perversions
- A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h... Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 8 |
Undecided
- The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just c... Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 9 |
Under The Truck
- A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young... Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 10 |
Understanding Your Paycheck:
- Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 ... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 11 |
Underwear
- Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 12 |
Undocumented Windows Errors
- ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linkin... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 13 |
Unengaged Brain
- PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 14 |
Unfaithful Mates
- Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think... Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 15 |
Unfaithful?
- An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 16 |
Universal Corporate Translator
- "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under $6 an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 17 |
Universal excuse form.
- The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. W... Read the whole joke |
218 |
0 |
| 18 |
Universal Grade Change Form
- ____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my g... Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 19 |
University Courses For Women
- Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother'sEB10... Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 20 |
Unmarried In BMW
- Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.... Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 21 |
Until Twelve
- I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 22 |
Unusual Case
- Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom "Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality" July, 1991 p. 15S... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 23 |
Unusual State Laws
- Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orga... Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 24 |
Up in Heaven
- A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by S... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 25 |
Up, or down?
- There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The w... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |