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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Aviation jokes - 17381
- Bill Clinton,
Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al
Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air
Force 1 o... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 2 |
Aviation jokes - 17382
- One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the
... Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 3 |
Aviation jokes - 17383
- A blonde gets
an opportunity to fly to a
nearby country. She has never been on an
airplane any... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 4 |
Aviation jokes - 17384
- Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural
America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilize... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 5 |
Aviation jokes - 17385
- A
blind man was describing his favorite
sport, parachuting. When asked
how this was accomplish... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 6 |
Aviation jokes - 17386
- At the airport for a business trip, I settled
down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate... Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 7 |
Aviation jokes - 17387
- It was a few days before Christmas. The trip
went reasonably well,
and he was ready to go back h... Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 8 |
Aviation jokes - 17388
- Flight fifty
has a pretty rough time
above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the
intercom... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 9 |
Aviation jokes - 17389
- Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had relatives all over the count... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 10 |
Aviation jokes - 17390
- Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
nephews. However, she had
relatives all over the count... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 11 |
Aviation jokes - 17391
- From a Southwest Airlines employee....
"Welcome aboard Southwest
Flight XXX to YYY. To operate y... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 12 |
Aviation jokes - 17392
- According to "The Australian," an airliner
recently encountered severe
vibration in flight.
T... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 13 |
Aviation jokes - 17393
- I have a friend who is a pilot on a
747.
I said "Hi Jack."
He shot me.... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 14 |
Aviation jokes - 17394
- All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Du... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 15 |
Aviation jokes - 17395
- An airline captain was breaking in a very
pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flyi... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 16 |
Aviation jokes - 17396
- As a crowded airliner is about to
take
off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks... Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 17 |
Aviation jokes - 17397
- McNally was taking his first plane ride,
flying over the
Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed ... Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 18 |
Aviation jokes - 17398
- As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over
Arizona on a clear day,
the co-pilot was providing his ... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 19 |
Aviation jokes - 17399
- What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a
modern airliner?
A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. ... Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 20 |
Aviation jokes - 17400
- How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot s... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 21 |
Aviation jokes - 17401
- After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
re... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 22 |
Aviation jokes - 17402
- A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before... Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 23 |
Aviation jokes - 17403
- A young guy in a
two-engine fighter was
flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a
nuisanc... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 24 |
Aviation jokes - 17404
- Little boy to airline pilot:
"You're
a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."
Pilot:
"Not ... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 25 |
Aviation jokes - 17405
- "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
wings.."
"OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |