| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Aviation jokes - 17406
- "Flight 1234, are you
ready to copy
holding instructions?"
"Center, make that request on the ne... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 2 |
Aviation jokes - 17407
- On a flight
with EasyJet back in 1997 the
pilot made what can only be describes as
an extremel... Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 3 |
Aviation jokes - 17408
- ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
"
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence a... Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 4 |
Aviation jokes - 17409
- A husband suspects his wife is having an
affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until fi... Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 5 |
Aviation jokes - 17410
- A small twin-prop
commuter plane was
hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who
vowed... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 6 |
Aviation jokes - 17411
- A woman called and said, "I need to fly to
Pepsi-Cola
on one of those computer planes." I asked ... Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 7 |
Aviation jokes - 17412
- Stewardess"
"Yes, Sir?" "I want to
complain about this airline. Every time I
fly, I get the sa... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 8 |
Aviation jokes - 17413
- Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
there was huge rush
and the security guard told him, "W... Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 9 |
Aviation jokes - 17414
- After an overnight flight to meet my father
at
his latest military assignment, my mother wearily... Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 10 |
Aviation jokes - 17415
- "I've never flown before, said the
nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely... Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 11 |
Baby jokes - 16387
- What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.... Read the whole joke |
113 |
0 |
| 12 |
Baby jokes - 16388
- Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
baby in the
world?
She didn't push the pram -... Read the whole joke |
107 |
0 |
| 13 |
Baby jokes - 16389
- What was the policeman's
baby's first words
?
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... Read the whole joke |
109 |
0 |
| 14 |
Baby jokes - 16390
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... Read the whole joke |
115 |
0 |
| 15 |
Baby jokes - 16391
- How can you tell if a snake is a
baby snake?
It has a rattle.... Read the whole joke |
115 |
0 |
| 16 |
Baby jokes - 17447
- What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose.... Read the whole joke |
126 |
0 |
| 17 |
Baby jokes - 17448
- What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes.... Read the whole joke |
118 |
0 |
| 18 |
Baby jokes - 17449
- What would you get if you crossed a new-born
snake
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.... Read the whole joke |
119 |
0 |
| 19 |
Baby jokes - 17450
- What is a baby bee?
A little humbug.... Read the whole joke |
127 |
0 |
| 20 |
Baby jokes - 17451
- Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s... Read the whole joke |
148 |
0 |
| 21 |
Baby jokes - 17452
- How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
didn't take it far enough into the woods.... Read the whole joke |
124 |
0 |
| 22 |
Baby jokes - 17453
- What are baby witches
called?
Halloweenies.... Read the whole joke |
114 |
0 |
| 23 |
Baby jokes - 17454
- Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into.... Read the whole joke |
109 |
0 |
| 24 |
Baby jokes - 17455
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?... Read the whole joke |
137 |
0 |
| 25 |
Baby jokes - 17456
- My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he's healthy.... Read the whole joke |
110 |
0 |