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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Zoo jokes - 26293
- Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
said,
"Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any adv... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 2 |
Zoo jokes - 26294
- Come on, Fred,
I'll take you to the zoo. If
the zoo wants me, let them come and get
me!... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 3 |
Zoo jokes - 26300
- Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" aske... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 4 |
Zoo jokes - 26301
- Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at t... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 5 |
Zoo jokes - 26302
- There was this truck driver who had to
deliver
500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving ... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 6 |
Zoo jokes - 26303
- The
Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year
they predicted the general luck and
overall mood o... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 7 |
Zoo jokes - 26304
- A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger's
cage at the zoo.
Father was... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 8 |
Zoo jokes - 26306
- My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other
day. I
said, "If you want people to see you th... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 9 |
Zoo jokes - 26307
- "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo
to see the monkeys?"
"What's the matter with ... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 10 |
Zoo jokes - 26308
- Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in
awe as a lion let
loose with a spine-tingling r... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 11 |
Zoo jokes - 26309
- An enterprising mayor of the city of
Granby,
Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established ... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 12 |
Zoo jokes - 26310
- Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a
holiday in New York City and were standing in... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 13 |
Zoo jokes - 26311
- Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying
to call the zoo for
hours!
Zookeeper: Yes, al... Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 14 |
Zoo jokes - 26312
- A Scotsman paying his first
visit to a zoo
stopped by one of the cages
"An' whut animal would t... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 15 |
Zoo jokes - 26313
- What
did the Hollywood producer say to the
Apes in the zoo when they refused
to sign contracts... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 16 |
Zoo jokes - 26314
- When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a
suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit!... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 17 |
Zoo jokes - 26315
- FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came
face to face with a very fierce gorilla?
BERT... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 18 |
Zoo jokes - 26316
- What's
the difference between a Northern zoo
and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo you have the... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 19 |
Zoo jokes - 26317
- Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Final... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 20 |
Zoo jokes - 26318
- What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four
elephants walking over the
hill towards him wearing... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 21 |
Zoo jokes - 26319
- Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 22 |
Zoo jokes - 26320
- A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was exp... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 23 |
Zoo jokes - 26321
- You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do
you?
No. They can't afford the admission.... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 24 |
Zoo jokes - 26322
- Zoo visitor: What's the new
baby hippo's
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell ... Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |