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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Clinton jokes - 19386
- Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure
that
he had political ambitions?
A: When he married o... Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 2 |
Clinton jokes - 19387
- Q: What does Bill Clinton
have in common
with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing.... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 3 |
Clinton jokes - 19388
- Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served proud... Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 4 |
Clinton jokes - 19389
- Q: Why did the
IRS recently audit Bill
Clinton?
A: Because he filed as head of the household.... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 5 |
Clinton jokes - 19390
- Q: How is Clinton's
health care reform a
lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive th... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 6 |
Clinton jokes - 19391
- President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do
something about Hillary's room.
She complains that ... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 7 |
Clinton jokes - 19392
- Q: Why were the
Clintonites pushing the
BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it.... Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 8 |
Clinton jokes - 19393
- Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a
confused child?
Because dad can't keep his pants on and ... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 9 |
Clinton jokes - 19394
- Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers
given coffee
breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 10 |
Clinton jokes - 19395
- Q: How can you identify a
computer that
has been in use at the Clinton White House?
A: There is... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 11 |
Clinton jokes - 19396
- Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are travelin... Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 12 |
Clinton jokes - 19397
- Q: What's Clinton doing to
make Americans
happy?
A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enoug... Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 13 |
Clinton jokes - 19398
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton
were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On... Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 14 |
Clinton jokes - 19399
- A bus filled with politicians was
driving
through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trai... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 15 |
College jokes - 16502
- An applicant was being interviewed for
admission
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui... Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 16 |
College jokes - 16503
- Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 17 |
College jokes - 16504
- Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
... Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 18 |
College jokes - 16505
- How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.... Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 19 |
College jokes - 16506
- What does the N on the Nebraska
football
helmet stand for?
"Nowledge."... Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 20 |
College jokes - 19400
- Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a ... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 21 |
College jokes - 19401
- Why don't Purdue athletes
eat pickles?
They can't get their heads in the jar.... Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 22 |
College jokes - 19402
- What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie with an ape?
A retarded ape.... Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 23 |
College jokes - 19403
- Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Profe... Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 24 |
College jokes - 19404
- Did you hear about the
Louisiana Tech
professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,
... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 25 |
College jokes - 19405
- "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |