| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Women jokes - 26052
- Women are like computers -- even your smallest
mistakes are
stored in long-term memory for later... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 2 |
Women jokes - 26053
- Women are like guns,
keep one around long
enough and you're going to want to shoot it.... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 3 |
Women jokes - 26054
- A
fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding
night asks his mother, "Mom,
why are wedding dress... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 4 |
Women jokes - 26055
- Why did God invent shopping carts?
To teach
women how to walk on their hind legs.... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 5 |
Women jokes - 26056
- A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
"Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her,... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 6 |
Women jokes - 26057
- One woman to another at a singles bar:
"I'm
not as optimistic about relationships as I used to b... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 7 |
Women jokes - 26058
- Shortly after the birth
of their second
child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a
... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 8 |
Women jokes - 26059
- Q: Why is a modem
better than a woman?
A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A ... Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 9 |
Women jokes - 26060
- A few women were discussing diet tips. When it
was mentioned
that getting enough exercise and sl... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 10 |
Women jokes - 26061
- A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was
working in her husband's trucking line office. Sh... Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 11 |
Women jokes - 26062
- At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
wife
about how she always get her way. "Honey,"... Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 12 |
Women jokes - 26063
- A young man called his mother and announced
excitedly that he had just met the woman of his drea... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 13 |
Women jokes - 26064
- OUESTION: What is cosmetics?
ANSWER:
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 14 |
Women jokes - 26065
- QUESTION: What is the difference between a
"Battery" and a woman?
ANSWER: A battery has a posi... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 15 |
Women jokes - 26066
- QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful
figure?
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 16 |
Women jokes - 26067
- A man was walking on the beach one day
and
he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided... Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 17 |
Women jokes - 26068
- What are the three fastest means of
communication?
Internet, telephone, telawoman.... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 18 |
Women jokes - 26069
- Q: Which is easier for a man to
leave: the
women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 19 |
Women jokes - 26070
- Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would ha... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 20 |
Women jokes - 26071
- Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 21 |
Women jokes - 26072
- An English professor wrote the words, "Woman
without her
man is nothing" on the blackboard and d... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 22 |
Women jokes - 26073
- Smart man +
Smart Woman = Romance
Smart
Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = ... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 23 |
Women jokes - 26074
- Boy: Do you have fever?
Girl: No,
why?
Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |