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1	What language do the Vatican Police speak? - What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!... Read the whole joke	76
2	What was the First Commandment? - What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."... Read the whole joke	51
3	What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ? - What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going... Read the whole joke	53
4	What's the difference between a nun and a woman... - What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul.... Read the whole joke	75
5	What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? - What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.... Read the whole joke	58
6	What's the difference between acne and a priest? - Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ... Read the whole joke	60
7	What's the difference between Jesus and... - Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ... Read the whole joke	41
8	Whats black and white and red all over? - Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... Read the whole joke	56
9	When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town... - When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope tha... Read the whole joke	48
10	Where to send him? - A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the... Read the whole joke	53
11	Why do priests wear shorts in the shower? - Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed.... Read the whole joke	62
12	Why wasn't Jesus born in America? - Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.... Read the whole joke	65
13	ZHow offensive is that? - How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wound... Read the whole joke	56

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