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1	What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig? - What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.... Read the whole joke	64
2	What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? - Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.... Read the whole joke	85
3	Whats the definition of a perfect woman? - Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth ... Read the whole joke	59
4	Who makes all the bras for brunettes? - Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price... Read the whole joke	51
5	Why are girls like pianos? - Why are girls like pianos?When they're not upright, they're grand...... Read the whole joke	55
6	Why did god invent alcohol? - Why did god invent alcohol? - So fat women can get laid too.... Read the whole joke	62
7	Why did the Avon lady walk funny? - Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.... Read the whole joke	42
8	Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? - Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!... Read the whole joke	57
9	Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet? - Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need to be cleaned!... Read the whole joke	58
10	Why do female parachutists wear tampons? - Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down...... Read the whole joke	54
11	Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? - Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big girls.... Read the whole joke	66
12	Why do not women wear dresses in the winter? - Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.... Read the whole joke	51
13	Why do they call it PMS? - Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.... Read the whole joke	70
14	Why do women get PMS? - Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?... Read the whole joke	63
15	Why do women have arms? - Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?... Read the whole joke	69
16	Why do women have legs? - why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??... Read the whole joke	63
17	Why don't witches wear panties? - Why don't witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.... Read the whole joke	65
18	Why have not Women landed on the Moon? - Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!... Read the whole joke	45
19	Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women? - Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to... Read the whole joke	50
20	Why is the section of body between a womans... - Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch called a waste??A. You could ... Read the whole joke	70
21	WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE - WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a ... Read the whole joke	53
22	Women with Weapons - The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunat... Read the whole joke	46
23	Women's secrets - At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N... Read the whole joke	83
24	Yeah, fat broads are like... - Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you ... Read the whole joke	61
25	You know why there is a string on a tampon? - You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.... Read the whole joke	54